Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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