I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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