You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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