My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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