they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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