if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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