Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
