Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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