remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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