You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
