Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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