yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
