ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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