she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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