Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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