I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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