your thong is hanging out like whoa
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just pee around me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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