Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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