Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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