Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
