You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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