i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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