I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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