im drinking this country out of the recession.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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