STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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