I wannas sexs uuuuu
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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