Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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