I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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