I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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