I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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