Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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