Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Randomize
