You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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