Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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