First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
All the doctor said was why
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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