farters have to be the big spoon...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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