How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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