You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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