all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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