I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This is classic penis vs brain.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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