I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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