look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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