i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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