So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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