I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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