I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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