just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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