I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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