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meow

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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.

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(404): View more from Georgia

she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.

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(419): View more from Ohio

This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.

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(206): View more from Washington

i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress

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(716): View more from New York

Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.

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