In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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