He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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