i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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