problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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